Rambling Contortionist

Im 21 year old contortionist. Im in a long distance relationship <3 I laugh, I bend, I love, I cry, and I just live.

singtomekthanks asked: gah! your blog is really cool! i just wanted to say that :P

Thank you very much :) That made me very happy. I like your selfies. 

Sorry for the blurriness but I wanted to share my new hold I learned. :)

Sorry for the blurriness but I wanted to share my new hold I learned. :)

I nailed my ribbon!! :D

meoplelikepeople:

When I have kids, the rule is going to be, ‘you can be whatever you want to be; a doctor, an artist, a stay-at-home-mom, a stripper, a monk. You can be gay, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, straight and everything in between. You can be a UU, Christian, Hindu, Ba’hai, Atheist, Questioning, whatever. You can be any gender you want, just tell me, and I will support you. But the minute I hear about you bullying someone, we’re going to have a serious problem.’

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actionables:

I looked up the artist and his name is Johannes Stoetter and he is this really trippy guy who paints on people and

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HOW

THIS IS A FROG

BUT THOSE ARE REALLY PEOPLE AND

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THAT PINEAPPLE LOOKS ALIVE

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THIS TREE REMINDS ME OF A WOMAN A BIT

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HE LOOKS DRAWN ON THE STAIRS NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND

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THE FUCK YOU SAY

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HOW CAN THIS BE REAL HOLY FRICK FRACK

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I SHOULD WORK AS AN ART CRITIC

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